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Stories, observations, and absurdities from Greece and beyond.

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The Sweet Truth About the Mediterranean Diet

The Sweet Truth About the Mediterranean Diet

If you don’t like, or are allergic to honey, sesame seeds, or nuts, you better not move to Greece. They are everywhere, hiding in plain sight, waiting to ambush you in the…
Nov 17, 2025 · 7 min read
The Eternal Greek Plastic Bag

The Eternal Greek Plastic Bag

If you open a Greek kitchen cabinet, you won’t just find plates and glasses. Somewhere, usually stuffed between the baking trays and the mop, you’ll discover the national treasure: the plastic bags…
Nov 14, 2025 · 4 min read
The Greek Toilet Paper Rule

The Greek Toilet Paper Rule

In Greece, even toilet paper has a story. Step into almost any bathroom and you’ll be greeted by a sign that seems both polite and threatening at the same time: “Μην ρίχνετε…
Nov 12, 2025 · 3 min read
Greek Expressions – Part 3

Greek Expressions – Part 3

By now you know the drill: the Greek language hides a comedy show in plain sight. Translate literally, and instead of words you get little theater sketches. Here’s the next round: “Μου…
Nov 7, 2025 · 4 min read