Stories Archive

Stories, observations, and absurdities from Greece and beyond.

168 published stories

Please Don’t Fix Greece

There is something slightly peculiar about the way we travel. We spend thousands of dollars to go somewhere different. Different food. Different language. Different architecture. Different customs. Different pace of life. Then,…
Oct 6, 2026 · 5 min read

Paradise Wasn’t Built for August

Why can it be so difficult to find fresh local fish and a really good tomato on a Greek island? It sounds almost absurd. You are standing on an island. There is…
Oct 1, 2026 · 8 min read

The Delivery Scooter Has Spoken

There are many ways to understand a country. You can study its history. You can examine its economy. You can read academic papers about culture, migration, family structure, religion, bureaucracy, and the…
Sep 29, 2026 · 7 min read

Never Pick a Fight With a Retired Greek

I have some free advice for corporations everywhere. Add two questions to your customer complaint form. How old are you? Are you currently employed? This is not discrimination. It is risk assessment.…
Sep 24, 2026 · 6 min read

At 3:00 PM, Greece Disappears

There are many things Greece does not explain to you when you move here. The paperwork, for example. The plumbing. The driving. The mystery of why every appointment is both “tomorrow” and…
Sep 22, 2026 · 7 min read

Is Karen Becoming Greek?

Karen is a world traveler. She loves ethnic cuisines. Mexican. Thai. Japanese. Hungarian. You name it, she loves it. She is adventurous. Me? Not so much. Yes, I have traveled. Yes, I…
Sep 17, 2026 · 6 min read