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Stories, observations, and absurdities from Greece and beyond.

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Hands off the Smyrneika koulourakia!

Hands off the Smyrneika koulourakia!

Greek coffee ready. A plate of homemade Smyrneika beside me. Greek brain successfully rebooted. This story is based on actual events, with certain facts dramatized. Some names have been changed, and some…
Aug 4, 2026 · 6 min read
The People v. Greek Summer

The People v. Greek Summer

Breaking news. A visitor has filed a lawsuit against the Greek Tourism Bureau for false advertising and deceptive practices. The charges are serious. The plaintiff claims Greece was presented as sun, sea,…
Jul 30, 2026 · 9 min read
The National Instrument of Greece

The National Instrument of Greece

GRRRRRRRRRR You hear it everywhere. At daybreak. At lunchtime. At the exact moment the sun is saying goodnight and you are thinking, foolishly, that perhaps the day is over. No. GRRRRRRRRRR. The…
Jul 28, 2026 · 4 min read
Susan Never Had a Chance

Susan Never Had a Chance

For twenty-five years, Karen thought I had a problem. Not a serious problem. Not the kind where someone quietly prints an article and leaves it on your desk. Just a normal marital…
Jul 23, 2026 · 9 min read
The Passport Stamp Was the Souvenir

The Passport Stamp Was the Souvenir

I was chatting online with a friend. Let’s call her Suzan. She lives in Switzerland and may be coming to Greece, so I said, “When they stamp your passport, let me know…
Jul 21, 2026 · 5 min read
The Scarlet Ν

The Scarlet Ν

In Greece, there is a famous letter you see on the back of cars. Ν. Not “N” exactly. Ν. Greek capital ni. It stands for: νέος οδηγός(neos odigos) Translation: new driver. Beginner.…
Jul 16, 2026 · 7 min read