Stories Archive

Stories, observations, and absurdities from Greece and beyond.

169 published stories
Greek Summer Begins With Noise

Greek Summer Begins With Noise

Some people know Greek summer has arrived when they start thinking about the beach. Crystal waters. Tsipouro at the taverna. Salt on the skin. Sand in places sand has no business being.…
Jun 9, 2026 · 7 min read
Μπλέκω (Bleko)

Μπλέκω (Bleko)

The other day I was talking to a friend who happens to be a dental surgeon when, mid-conversation, he suddenly said: “Άσε, έχω μπλέξει” (Ase, echo blexei — leave it, I’m tangled…
Jun 4, 2026 · 5 min read
The Greek Volume Mystery

The Greek Volume Mystery

In Greece, the volume often suggests a family war when in fact people are just discussing coffee, tomatoes, parking, or how thrilled they are to see an old friend. One of the…
Jun 2, 2026 · 3 min read
One Problem Twelve Experts

One Problem Twelve Experts

In Greece, advice is never in short supply. Professional boundaries, on the other hand, are more of a suggestion. One of the great comforts of living in Greece is that you are…
May 26, 2026 · 4 min read
You Had a Name. Greece Improved It.

You Had a Name. Greece Improved It.

My family carries proof that Greeks do this seriously. Sometime after 212 BC, when Greek political power in Sicily came to an end with the Roman conquest of Syracuse, my ancestors somehow…
May 21, 2026 · 3 min read