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Stories, observations, and absurdities from Greece and beyond.

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The Greek Patent Office Is a Man Named Socratis

The Greek Patent Office Is a Man Named Socratis

Patent. In English, it sounds serious. Legal. Official. A patent belongs in an office with fluorescent lights, forms, signatures, fees, lawyers, and people who say “intellectual property” without laughing. In America, a…
Jun 23, 2026 · 9 min read
Two Years After Ditching Florida

Two Years After Ditching Florida

On June 18th, it will be two years since Karen and I left Florida, the United States, and the life we had built there. I keep wanting to say we “ditched” Florida.…
Jun 18, 2026 · 12 min read
The Other Greek Revolution

The Other Greek Revolution

There are many ways to understand a country. You can study its history. You can learn its language. You can examine its tax system, if you have a strong heart and no…
Jun 16, 2026 · 6 min read
America Is a Continent. Unless You Are Greek.

America Is A Continent. Unless You Are Greek.

It started, as many international incidents do, in a Facebook comment. Not with missiles. Not with diplomats. Just a woman correcting me. “USA no América,” she wrote. “AMERICA IS a continent!” The…
Jun 11, 2026 · 9 min read
Greek Summer Begins With Noise

Greek Summer Begins With Noise

Some people know Greek summer has arrived when they start thinking about the beach. Crystal waters. Tsipouro at the taverna. Salt on the skin. Sand in places sand has no business being.…
Jun 9, 2026 · 7 min read
Μπλέκω (Bleko)

Μπλέκω (Bleko)

The other day I was talking to a friend who happens to be a dental surgeon when, mid-conversation, he suddenly said: “Άσε, έχω μπλέξει” (Ase, echo blexei — leave it, I’m tangled…
Jun 4, 2026 · 5 min read