GAZETTE

Published by My Big Fat Funny Life

Volume I, Number 017 September 6, 2026

A weekly-ish dispatch from Greece, with questionable authority and excellent coffee.

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The Loud Life: Why Silence is Suspicious in Greece

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The Loud Life: Why Silence is Suspicious in Greece

From competing church bells to midnight bouzouki, welcome to the country where peace and quiet is the strangest sound of all.

In America, silence is golden. In Greece, silence is suspicious. Spend a night in a U. S. suburb and you’ll hear… nothing. Maybe the gentle hum of an air conditioner. Maybe the…

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Πού Να Στα Λέω? (pou na sta leo)

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Πού Να Στα Λέω? (pou na sta leo)

In Greece, one small hand gesture can explain what language wisely refuses to touch.

There are phrases in Greek that cannot be translated. Not because the words are difficult. The words are easy. The problem is…

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Greece’s Sticky Little Secret

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Greece’s Sticky Little Secret

How a postage-stamp-sized square ruled a nation’s paperwork.

Once upon a time in Greece, if you wanted any piece of paper to be official, a marriage license, a fishing permit,…

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The Passport Stamp Was the Souvenir

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The Passport Stamp Was the Souvenir

A love letter to passport stamps, grumpy customs officers, and a world that was not yet completely flat.

I was chatting online with a friend. Let’s call her Suzan. She lives in Switzerland and may be coming to Greece, so…

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You Moved to Greece? Forget the HOA.

Tuesday · September 8

You Moved to Greece? Forget the HOA.

When we moved from Florida to Greece, I believed I had finally escaped the HOA. For readers outside the United States, an HOA—Homeowners Association—is an organization that governs many residential communities, particularly developments with houses, condominiums, or shared facilities.

Paradise Wasn’t Built for August

Thursday · September 10

Paradise Wasn’t Built for August

Why can it be so difficult to find fresh local fish and a really good tomato on a Greek island? It sounds almost absurd. You are standing on an island. There is sea everywhere. Surely somebody can go out in a boat,…


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The Kafeneio Spoke

A collection from this week’s table.

“This observation is pure gold because it captures the essence of the Greek "social contract." In Greece, the communal bin is the ultimate equalizer—a place where the neighborhood's secrets are bundled in plastic and the act of disposal is a silent performance of citizenship. We’ve turned waste management into a game of "plausible deniability," where if the bag doesn't quite fit, it becomes a problem for the universe rather than the individual. Those new electric bins in West Mani aren't just a technical upgrade; they are a psychological shift. That gentle humming is the sound of modernity trying to automate…”

— Νίκος Μουρούτσος For: Taking Out the Trash in Greece

“"negotiating with abundance."- What a great phrase! I find these negotiations to be so overwhelming that I just give up. It's an encounter with the sublime, in the old-school Romanticist way.”

— Maria Spelleri For: You Do Not Plan the Peloponnese. You Surrender to It.

“I’m American and I just don’t understand why people worry about this. Hey fellow Americans, don’t flush the toilet paper!!!! Okay, I feel better. If it bothers you, don’t visit Greece. More baklava for me.”

— Christopher Stamey For: The Greek Toilet Paper Rule

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