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The Big Fat Funny Life Gazette

Volume I, Number 001

A weekly-ish dispatch from Kalamata, with questionable authority and excellent coffee.

Week: May 18, 2026

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🐈 Why Are Cats Everywhere in Greece?

And Who, Exactly, Is Running This Country?

If you’ve ever stepped foot in Greece, you’ve probably noticed something immediately: the country is absolutely overrun by cats. Not in a scary, apocalyptic “they’re taking over” way—more in a “they already…

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How to Move to Greece (And Survive): A Practical Guide for the Emotionally Unstable)

People dream of feta, sunsets, and a simpler life. Reality offers: paperwork, humidity, and the slow realization that your pen is now your most valuable asset.

People dream about moving to Greece all the time. It’s become a global hobby. Everyone pictures feta, sea breeze, tomatoes that taste…

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Uber Eats? Cute. Greece Has Freddo Teleportation.

In America you order tacos at midnight. In Greece, you order freddo cappuccino at 2 a.m.—even if the coffee machine is free and five steps away.

In America, if you don’t feel like cooking, you don’t panic. You don’t even open the fridge to cry at a half-empty…

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