Stories Archive

Stories, observations, and absurdities from Greece and beyond.

169 published stories
I Think I’m Done Reading the Comments

I Think I’m Done Reading the Comments

I’m not unplugging social media. That would require discipline, optimism, and a charging cable I can never find. But I am done reading the comments. Done. Finished. Kalinixta (Καληνύχτα). Let me explain.…
Dec 25, 2025 · 3 min read
🐈 Why Are Cats Everywhere in Greece?

🐈 Why Are Cats Everywhere in Greece?

If you’ve ever stepped foot in Greece, you’ve probably noticed something immediately: the country is absolutely overrun by cats. Not in a scary, apocalyptic “they’re taking over” way—more in a “they already…
Dec 24, 2025 · 4 min read
Greece’s Little Envelope with Big Secrets

Greece’s Little Envelope with Big Secrets

If you have lived in Greece long enough, you have heard of the “fakelaki” (little envelope). If you have really lived in Greece, you have probably delivered one. And if you have…
Dec 19, 2025 · 4 min read
Uber Eats? Cute. Greece Has Freddo Teleportation.

Uber Eats? Cute. Greece Has Freddo Teleportation.

In America, if you don’t feel like cooking, you don’t panic. You don’t even open the fridge to cry at a half-empty jar of mustard and three pickles floating like survivors of…
Dec 15, 2025 · 4 min read