GAZETTE

Published by My Big Fat Funny Life

Volume I, Number 024 October 25, 2026

A weekly-ish dispatch from Greece, with questionable authority and excellent coffee.

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You Moved to Greece? Forget the HOA.

This week’s showcase

You Moved to Greece? Forget the HOA.

Every country has neighborhood rules. Greece turns them into family drama.

When we moved from Florida to Greece, I believed I had finally escaped the HOA. For readers outside the United States, an HOA—Homeowners Association—is an organization that governs many residential communities, particularly…

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Why Do Greeks Complain So Much?

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Why Do Greeks Complain So Much?

The intermission Show. Some old-school Greek entertainment.

Welcome to the halftime show. ELTA and USPS are in the locker room. The score: ELTA 1 — USPS 0 And while…

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The Neighborhood Cinema

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The Neighborhood Cinema

Before movies became content, they were a neighborhood event.

There was a time in Greece when going to the cinema did not feel like entering an entertainment complex. It felt like…

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Βερος (Veros).

Tuesday · October 27

Βερος (Veros).

This morning I discovered that I am apparently old enough for newspapers to start explaining my vocabulary to the next Greek generation. The headline was: «Βέρος»: Μια σπάνια ελληνική λέξη που αξίζει να γνωρίζουμε. “Veros: A rare Greek word worth knowing.”

Τζαμπατζής - Tzampatzis

Thursday · October 29

Τζαμπατζής - Tzampatzis

Free, wasted, worthless — and the Greek art of getting something for nothing. There are people who are cheap. There are people who like a bargain. And then there is the tzampatzis. But to understand him, you first need to understand one…


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Reader Voices

A few voices from readers of this issue.

“I laughed so hard reading that you actually found a tape while I was wandering "is there a store or something you can by one?!?!" (And right now the voice is outside, no joking!!!) Thank you Nick, I really enjoyed it!”

— 2 Wild And Free For: Ο Παλιατζής — O Paliatzis

“Many thxs. My family is from Neo Itilon where the Dekoulou Monastery is. Beautiful spot on the bay!”

— Elaine Decoulos For: Mani: Where Greece Gets Real

“What I loved here is how you turn bureaucracy into theater. The “monk in a suit reading your contract like the Iliad,” the archaeology service camping in your garden, even the neighborhood cat inspection - it’s absurd, but also strangely human. What starts as real estate ends up feeling like myth, ritual, and initiation. By the time the balcony is declared illegal, you’ve given us a whole epic about patience, culture, and the strange poetry of paperwork. Brilliantly told!”

— Joakim Blytt For: The Greek Property Odyssey 🏛️🔑

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