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The Big Fat Funny Life Gazette

Volume I, Number 010

A weekly-ish dispatch from Kalamata, with questionable authority and excellent coffee.

Week: July 19, 2026

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You Don’t End Up in Epirus

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You Don’t End Up in Epirus

You choose it—and somewhere between Zagori, Tzoumerka, and Ioannina, it starts feeling less like Greece and more like Alaska.

There’s a version of Greece most people know. White houses. Blue domes. Aperol spritzes with a view. And then there’s Epirus. No one accidentally ends up in Epirus. You go there on…

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Two Years After Ditching Florida

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Two Years After Ditching Florida

Or maybe we didn’t ditch anything. Maybe we just knew it was time.

On June 18th, it will be two years since Karen and I left Florida, the United States, and the life we had…

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The Kafeneio Spoke

A collection from this week’s table.

“I worked in big tech for many years in the US, and when people asked me why my dream was to move to a tiny village in the middle of Crete, I would explain that the world is going crazy but Greece is a little slower to go crazy and hopefully Crete a little more slow. I am finding this to be true. And I think a lot of it comes down to trust: nobody trusts the systems here but everyone trusts that some people will help them if they need it. I think this is more important than ever in this time of AI/LLM madness. I think about your last post about the gazillion tiny villages. That’s the help system. Computer says no, your neighbour says yes.”

— WHO For: The System Is Down Have Some Gavros

“My wife and I generally eat heartily but not to excess. A Greek friend invited us to dinner several years ago; her apartment is nearly a walkable mile across town from ours. The sheer quantity of food she prepared for the five of us was staggering--twice as many people could have filled themselves, with enough leftovers for five more. After the appetizers--two, as I recall, plus a salad--we ate appropriately sized portions of what we assumed was the main course, only to discover that this had simply been another appetizer! We then managed to consume a goodly amount of the real main course, which was of course followed by a large dessert. (Do I even need to say how fantastic all of it was?) At the end of the night we actually thought we might have to crawl back home ;-)”

— Steven K For: Greeks and the Sacred Right to Offer You Food Immediately

Coming Up July 21, 2026

The Passport Stamp Was the Souvenir

The Passport Stamp Was the Souvenir

A love letter to passport stamps, grumpy customs officers, and a world that was not yet completely flat.

Why would Europe make this easy?

There is the European Union.

There is Schengen.

There are countries inside the EU and inside Schengen.

There are countries inside the EU but outside Schengen.

There are countries outside the EU but inside Schengen.

There are countries that sound like they should be in both, countries that feel like they are in neither, and countries where you need a lawyer, a map, and a glass of wine before you understand what line you just crossed.

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