GAZETTE

Published by My Big Fat Funny Life

Volume I, Number 012 August 2, 2026

A weekly-ish dispatch from Greece, with questionable authority and excellent coffee.

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MAYDAY, MAYDAY

This week’s showcase

MAYDAY, MAYDAY

Back to the USA?

MAYDAY, MAYDAY My father was a shipowner of commercial vessels. One of them, NikosNasos II—named after a mix of my brother’s and my first names—was loaded with palletized cement bags in Turkey…

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The Greek Property Odyssey 🏛️🔑

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The Greek Property Odyssey 🏛️🔑

(Patience, paperwork, and prayers to Saint Bureaucratius)

Ohhh the whitewashed houses with the blue shutters! The sunlight bouncing off cobblestones! The crystal-clear sea where even fish look like they’re…

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Coming Up Tuesday, August 4

Hands off the Smyrneika koulourakia!

Hands off the Smyrneika koulourakia!

When a Kalamata bakery stopped making my favorite koulourakia (cookies), I did what any reasonable Greek would do: protested, mourned, and became a baker.

Karen has a favorite bakery in Kalamata.

Obviously.

You cannot live in Greece without developing a fiercely loyal relationship with at least one bakery. It would be like living here without having a favorite kafeneio, a preferred souvlaki place, and one pharmacist who knows more about your medical history than your doctor.


You made it this far. You may as well do the right thing.

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The Kafeneio Spoke

A collection from this week’s table.

“Brilliant article…loved every word! We have a friend who used to work for OTE, the Greek telecommunications company, in Corfu and in mainland Greece. He was involved in the project to install the original telecommunications cabling, which took him to countless remote villages. He doesn’t need to use sat nav. because he really does know where he’s going! Just when I’m convinced we’re hopelessly lost and destined to wander forever, the most stunning view or the most picturesque little village appears as if by magic. Without a doubt, our best holidays are the ones with him behind the wheel! We…”

— Hidden R For: There Is Always Another Village

“A mix of what is, what might have been, and hopefully what’s to come. Yes!!”

— Mocha M For: Concrete Dreams: The Balconies That Never End

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